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Killing Charlemagne: Nobel Prize acceptance speech... →

killingcharlemagne: Ladies and gentlemen, I feel that this award was not made to me as a man, but to my work - a life’s work in the agony and sweat of the human spirit, not for glory and least of all for profit, but to create out of the materials of the human spirit something which did not exist before. So this…

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“Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.”

– - German Proverb Tr: Everything has an end, only a sausage has two.

Sep 28th

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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue: I’m... →

Sep 28th

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The Pathway Systematically Rejected by Robot Frost...

A binary system caused divergent pathways in the area of numerous #efe714 fibrous carbon life forms And while attempting to understand the feeling that humans may call REGRET for it to be logically impossible to attempt to traverse both pathways And be but one robot in locomotion, I depowered for an eternity (1.5 nanoseconds) to process this paradoxical command And analyzed the terrain of one...

Sep 28th

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Keep Germs At Bay

fakescience: Make sure to use a couple of pots after visiting our friends at Snooki In Wonderland.

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