gweebog: gweebog: dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved
nanalew: booksandquills: lexcanroar: ...
Curse of the Fandoms
Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that your Series will end.... and soon.
Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that it will never be as good as the first time around.
Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that after waiting forever you will probably only get three more episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous one.
Glee Fandom Curse: The show
LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for The Hobbit.
To draw a line bone to bone along the front of the throat: move the name from...– Rae Gouirand, “Chordae Tendonae” (via atomiclanterns)
blainethegaypirate: But soft! What light through yonder computer breaks? It is the fanfiction and your otp is the sun.
A conversation between my 7 year old nephew and...
Ben: Is it a lesbian year, this year?
Becki: ...What's a lesbian year?
Ben: You know, when there's an extra day in the year.
methlabrador: i just made mac and cheese but it was too hot so i asked my dad for something to cool it down with like ice or something and he just wordlessly took the bowl and walked out and i was like wtf dad and then he walked back in and the bowl of mac and cheese was wearing sunglasses
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
giggle-love: “rapunzel, rapunzel, burn that dress. ah-ha-ha”
if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
“Ya’aburnee” Arabic – Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means “You bury me,” a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.